Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen.  ~Author Unknown

Maxim for life: You get treated in life the way you teach people to treat you.
Wayne Dyer

Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree, because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch, or you might simply get covered in sap, and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors, where it is harder to get a splinter.  ~Lemony Snicket