Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

~ H.G. Wells

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

~ Abraham Lincoln

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
Calvin Coolidge
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I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
Calvin Coolidge
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I believe in Karma. If the good is sown, the good is collected. When positive things are made, that returns well.
~ Yannick Noah

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. 

~Albert Einstein

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

~ Steve Martin

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin
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A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

~ Laurence J. Peter

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
Laurence J. Peter
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If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome.
Michael Jordan

Change your thoughts and you change your world. Norman Vincent Peale

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
~ Robert Louis Stevenson

Only the weak are cruel.

Gentleness can only be

expected from the strong.

~ Leo Buscaglia

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective:  an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.  

~Christopher Morley

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
~ Josh Billings