Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
E. B. White

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
Theodor Geisel

Think Sideways!
Edward de Bono

Fall seven times. Stand up eight.

Japanese Proverb

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.
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It’s a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don’t quit when you’re tired; you quit when the gorilla is tired.
Robert Strauss